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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.