Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.