Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever!

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.