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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.