Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.