Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.