Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.