Chuck Norris skämt engelska

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over…Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.