Chuck Norris skämt engelska

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever!

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.