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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.