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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.