Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…he scares the shit out of it.

Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.

Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies. He changes facts.

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris doesn’t check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.