Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…he scares the shit out of it.

Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.

Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies. He changes facts.

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.