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Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.