Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris doesn’t check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings.