Chuck Norris skämt engelska

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.