Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies. He changes facts.

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund