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Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over…Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.