Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.