Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.