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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.