Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies, As The Force.

Chuck Norris beats a jet2 holiday

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.