Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over…Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.