Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…