Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.