Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand… While he’s sitting on it…

Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present, Santa Clause was real.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.