Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…he scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies. He changes facts.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.