Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.