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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn’t get stronger, the machine does.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.