That queue is ken standing in?
– The Barbie queue

-Do you know how i escaped the middle east?
-I RAN

Ed has no girlfriend, sheeran away

– Hi, are you free?
– No, I’m expensive!

Why did the pysicis teacher break up with the biology teacher?
-There was no chemistry
Why couldn´t the blind man learn the alphabet?
-He didnt´know how to C

A man shot a box of cereals
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He's a cereal killer

Hello, Captain! Do You know were we are?
Yes, of course!

I saw Your boat in the newspaper!
Yes, it´s for sail!

Why can’t Trump go to the White House anymore?

It’s for Biden

(Engelskt skämt)
Someone asked me if I could mention two different types of water containers.
And I was like, well damn.