Engelska skämt

Why did the arena get hot.
Cuz all the fans left.

How much space will be freed up when Britain leave the EU?

1GB

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.

– Headmaster, I think that the dark lord has returned.
– Are you serious?
– No, I'm Severus.

There was a fellow from Kent
who´s thing was so long that it bent
to stay out of trouble
he put it in double
and instead of to come he went