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Why did pirates never learn the alphabet?
Because they were lost at sea (C)
2019-12-22
Dad jokes
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Why did miss Chernobyl win the miss universe?

Cause she was so radiant
 
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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Me

- Who?

- Joe

- Joe Who?

- Joe Mama
 
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black?

A zebra whit a sun burn.
 
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It was a wood cutter that said to his friend; Can I axe you a question?
 
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I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl on HBO.

I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
 
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Why does Peter pan keep flying everyday.
He neverland.
 
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Why did the arena get hot.
Cuz all the fans left.

 
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How much space will be freed up when Britain leave the EU?

1GB
 
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face.