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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.

A Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women than you.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.