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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over…Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.