Engelska skämt

There was a fellow from Kent
who´s thing was so long that it bent
to stay out of trouble
he put it in double
and instead of to come he went

The people of Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Do

-What is brown hairy and wears sunglases.
-A coconut on vacation.

Why does NASA only use Linux?

Answer: Because it is dangerous to open Windows in space!

when does a joke become a dad joke?

when the punchline becomes apperant