Engelska skämt

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black?

A zebra whit a sun burn.

Why did the pysicis teacher break up with the biology teacher?
-There was no chemistry
Why couldn´t the blind man learn the alphabet?
-He didnt´know how to C

Säg Isac min bror på engelska

Svar: Isac my brother

Hello, Captain! Do You know were we are?
Yes, of course!

-What do you call Germany with less people?
-Just GER

It was a wood cutter that said to his friend; Can I axe you a question?

Why did the arena get hot.
Cuz all the fans left.

Was Barry white?
Was Marvin gay?
Was Cilla black?
It sure makes Stewie Wonder.

How much space will be freed up when Britain leave the EU?

1GB

(Engelskt skämt)
Someone asked me if I could mention two different types of water containers.
And I was like, well damn.