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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris doesn’t check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris’s cell phone rings.

What every sports player should say after winning?
”First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing.”

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.