Engelska skämt

I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl on HBO.

I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.

Why does NASA only use Linux?

Answer: Because it is dangerous to open Windows in space!

Knack knack
Vem där
Joe
Joe vem
Joe Mama

There was a fellow from Kent
who´s thing was so long that it bent
to stay out of trouble
he put it in double
and instead of to come he went

when does a joke become a dad joke?

when the punchline becomes apperant