Chuck Norris skämt engelska

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris’ ear.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever!

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.