Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Engelska Chuck Norris-skämt, "originalen" då många svenska Chuck Norris-skämt helt enkelt är översatta från engelska.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun, the sun went blind.

There’s a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks, and teach a new dog old tricks.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.