Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Engelska Chuck Norris-skämt, "originalen" då många svenska Chuck Norris-skämt helt enkelt är översatta från engelska.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
 
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
 
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
 
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
 
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
 
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
 
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
 
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
 
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
 
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.