Chuck Norris skämt engelska

Engelska Chuck Norris-skämt, "originalen" då många svenska Chuck Norris-skämt helt enkelt är översatta från engelska.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.

Chuck Norris skämt engelska